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whethervane:

tommilsom:

egbuns:

OK SO I WNET TO MY THERAPISTS TODAY RIGHT YKNOW THERAPY AND SHIT

AND WHILE I WAS W AITING I FOUND THIS BOOK

AND IT WAS THE BEST MOME NT OF MY LIFE

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This was good until the last photo and then it got excellent

SCREAMS

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards?? 

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infinitywhale:

Or as its known on Alternia:
“In Which A Boy Plays A Game On His Birthday With Three Friends That At First Seems Inconsequential But Later Proves To Have Catastrophic Consequences For The Earth In Particular And All Of Reality At Large, With The Original Purpose Of The Game Being Somewhat…

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toadelevatingmoment:

But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.

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paperseverywhere:

Welcome to the gun show >:D

(aka another dumb one layer coloring practise)

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jaclcfrost:

never let anyone tell you anything is only “just for kids” like fuck that shit man

if you want to play on that playground you do that

if you want to dress up and go trick-or-treating you do that

if you want to go to the movies and see monsters university you do that and bring me with you

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homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

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