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Or as its known on Alternia: “In Which A Boy Plays A Game On His Birthday With Three Friends That At First Seems Inconsequential But Later Proves To Have Catastrophic Consequences For The Earth In Particular And All Of Reality At Large, With The Original Purpose Of The Game Being Somewhat…
But Confucius has answered them with the final whistle, it’s all over. Germany, having trounced England’s famous midfield trio of Bentham, Locke and Hobbes in the semi-final, have been beaten by the odd goal.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.